what is real?
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Brand names are real. Trade Marks are real.

No man could create the perfect can of cola with his bare hands. . .

neither could god, for that matter. . .

And hell DOES break loose when you use a trade name in vain. . .

The bigger the $, the truer it is...

Coke^® (do NOT click on that) MUST be the real thing:

billions of people have seen it, touched it, bought it and tasted it.

There's no greater proof of existence.

get me outta here